SQOTD

And the Stupid Question of the Day award goes to...

Anyone who, on approaching my desk, witnesses me eating a baguette, and asks "are you at lunch?". No, I'm making a fscking fashion statement by sticking a tube of bread in my mouth and filling that with egg mayo. It's ART dahling, and I'll just be off to the Tate to exhibit myself now, thankyouverymuch.