Barista

Yesterday, I wandered into my local caffeine emporium, as was served by a very polite, very cute barista. Today, however, I got the "I'm doing my customer service bit because I'll get a bollocking if I dont, I'm far too good to be here" wench. Don't get me wrong, retail, and teh the service industries are soul-destroying jobs. 6 years of roadside catering will teach you that. But if I smile at you in my most charming-as-fuck manner, you can smile back. It costs nothing, and believe me, my day is gonna be a lot worse than yours. Hee. [/rant].

Coffee was still good tho, just not filled up to the brim. I like my "yesterday" barista.